desk�察�a telephone�察�and a ticket window had been built�察�on the streets of Macondo men and women were seen who had adopted everyday and normal customs and manners but who really looked like people out of a circus。 In a town that had chafed under the tricks of the gypsies there was no future for those ambulatory acrobats of merce who with equal effrontery offered a whistling kettle and a daily regime that would assure the salvation of the soul on the seventh day�察�but from those who let themselves be convinced out of fatigue and the ones who were always unwary�察�they reaped stupendous benefits。 Among those theatrical creatures�察�wearing riding breeches and leggings�察�a pith helmet and steel´rimmed glasses�察�with topaz eyes and the skin of a thin rooster�察�there arrived in Macondo on one of so many Wednesdays the chubby and smiling Mr。 Herbert�察�who ate at the house。
No one had noticed him at the table until the first bunch of bananas had been eaten。 Aureliano Segundo had e across him by chance as he protested In broken Spanish because there were no rooms at the Hotel Jacob�察�and as he frequently did with strangers�察�he took him home。 He was in the captive´balloon business�察�which had taken him halfway around the world with excellent profits�察�but he had not succeeded in taking anyone up in Macondo because they considered that invention backward after having seen and tried the gypsies��flying carpets。 He was leaving�察�therefore�察�on the next train。 When they brought to the table the tiger´striped bunch of bananas that they were accustomed to hang in the dining room during lunch�察�he picked the first piece of fruit without great enthusiasm。 But he kept on eating as he spoke�察�tasting�察�chewing�察�more with the distraction of a wise man than with the delight of a good eater�察�and when he finished the first bunch he asked them to bring him another。 Then he took a small case with optical instruments out of the toolbox that he always carried with him。 With the auspicious attention of a diamond merchant he examined the banana meticulously�察�dissecting it with a special scalpel�察�weighing the pieces on a pharmacist¨s scale�察�and calculating its breadth with a gunsmith¨s calipers。 Then he took a series of instruments out of the chest with which he measured the temperature�察�the level of humidity in the atmosphere�察�and the intensity of the light。 It was such an intriguing ceremony that no one could eat in peace as everybody waited for Mr。 Herbert to pass a final and revealing judgment�察�but he did not say anything that allowed anyone to guess his intentions。
On the days that followed he was seen with a net and a small basket hunting butterflies on the outskirts of town。 On Wednesday a group of engineers�察�agronomists�察�hydrologists�察�topographers�察�and surveyors arrived who for several weeks explored the places where Mr。 Herbert had hunted his butterflies。 Later on Mr。 Jack Brown arrived in an extra coach that had been coupled onto the yellow train and that was silver´plated all over�察�with seats of episcopal velvet�察�and a roof of blue glass。 Also arriving on the special car�察�fluttering around Mr。 Brown�察�were the solemn lawyers dressed in black who in different times had followed Colonel Aureliano Buend┴a everywhere�察�and that led the people to think that the agronomists�察�hydrologists�察�topographers�察�and surveyors�察�like Mr。 Herbert with his captive balloons and his colored butterflies and Mr。 Brown with his mausoleum on wheels and his ferocious German shepherd dogs�察�had something to do with the war。 There was not much time to think about it�察�however�察�because the suspicious inhabitants of Macondo barely began to wonder what the devil was going on when the town had already bee transformed into an encampment of wooden houses with zinc roofs inhabited by foreigners who arrived on the train from halfway around the world�察�riding not only on the seats and platforms but even on the roof of the coaches。 The gringos�察�who later on brought their languid wives in muslin dresses and large veiled hats�察�built a separate town across the railroad tracks with streets lined with palm trees�察�houses with screened windows�察�small white tables on the terraces�察�and fans mounted on the ceilings�察�and extensive blue lawns with peacocks and quails。 The section was surrounded by a metal fence topped with a band of electrified chicken wire which during the cool summer mornings would be black with roasted swallows。 No one knew yet what they were after�察�or whether they were actually nothing but philanthropists�察�and they had already caused a colossal disturbance�察�much more than that of the old gypsies�察�but less transitory and understandable。 Endowed with means that had been reserved for Divine Providence in former times�察�they changed the pattern of the rams�察�accelerated the cycle of harvest�察�and moved the river from where it had always been and put it with its white stones and icy currents on the other side of the town�察�behind the cemetery。 It was at that time that they built a fortress of reinforced concrete over the faded tomb of Jos��Arcadio�察�so that the corpses smell of powder would not contaminate the waters。 For the foreigners who arrived without love they converted the street of the loving matrons from France into a more extensive village than it had been�察�and on one glorious Wednesday they brought in a trainload of strange whores�察�Babylonish women skilled in age´old methods and in possession of all manner of unguents and devices to stimulate the unaroused�察�to give courage to the timid�察�to satiate the voracious�察�to exalt the modest man�察�to teach a lesson to repeaters�察�and to correct solitary people。 The Street of the Turks�察�enriched by well´lit stores with products from abroad�察�displacing the old bazaars with their bright colors�察�overflowed on Saturday nights with the crowds of adventurers who bumped into each other among gambling tables�察�shooting galleries�察�the alley where the future was guessed and dreams interpreted�察�and tables of fried food and drinks�察�and on Sunday mornings there were scattered on the ground bodies that were sometimes those of happy drunkards and more often those of onlookers felled by shots�察�fists�察�knives�察�and bottles during the brawls。 It was such a tumultuous and intemperate invasion that during the first days it was impossible to walk through the streets because of the furniture and trunks�察�and the noise of the carpentry of those who were building their houses in any vacant lot without asking anyone¨s permission�察�and the scandalous behavior of couples who hung their hammocks between the almond trees and made love under the netting in broad daylight and in view of everyone。 The only serene corner had been established by peaceful West Indian Negroes�察�who built a marginal street with wooden houses on piles where they would sit in the doors at dusk singing melancholy hymns in their disordered gabble。 So many changes took place in such a short time that eight months after Mr。 Herbert¨s visit the old inhabitants had a hard time recognizing their own town。
^Look at the mess we¨ve got ourselves into�撮�Colonel Aureliano Buend┴a said at that time�察 �just because we invited a gringo to eat some bananas。��
Aureliano Segundo�察�on the other hand�察�could not contain his happiness over the avalanche of foreigners。 The house was suddenly filled with unknown guests�察�with invincible and worldly carousers�察�and it became necessary to add bedrooms off the courtyard�察�widen the dining room�察�and exchange the old table for one that held sixteen people�察�with new china and silver�察�and even then they had to eat lunch in shifts。 Fernanda had to swallow her scruples and their guests of the worst sort like kings as they muddied the porch with their boots�察�urinated in the garden。 laid their mats down anywhere to take their siesta�察�and spoke without regard for the sensitivities of ladies or the proper behavior of gentlemen。 Amaranta�察�was so scandalized with the plebeian invasion that she went back to eating in the kitchen as in olden days。 Colonel Aureliano Buend┴a�察�convinced that the majority of those who came into his workshop to greet him were not doing it because of sympathy or regard but out of the curiosity to meet a historical relic�察�a museum fossil�察�decided to shut himself in by barring the door and he was not seen any more except on very rare occasions when he would sit at the street door。 ��rsula�察�on the other hand�察�even during the days when she was already dragging her feet and walking about groping along the walls�察�felt a juvenile excitement as the time for the arrival of the train approached。 ^We have to prepare some meat and fish�撮�she would order the four cooks�察�who hastened to have everything ready under the imperturbable direction of Santa Sof┴a de la Piedad。 ^We have to prepare everything�撮�she insisted�察 �because we never know what these strangers like to eat。��The train arrived during the hottest time of day。 At lunchtime the house shook with the bustle of a marketplace�察�and the perspiring guests!who did not even know who their hosts were!trooped in to occupy the best places at the table�察�while the cooks bumped into each other with enormous kettles of soup�察�pots of meat�察�large gourds filled with vegetables�察�and troughs of rice�察�and passed around the contents of barrels of lemonade with inexhaustible ladles。 The disorder was such that Fernanda was troubled by the idea that many were eating twice and on more than one occasion she was about to burst out with a vegetable hawker¨s insults because someone at the table in confusion asked her for the check。 More than a year had gone by since Mr。 Herbert¨s visit and the only thing that was known was that the gringos were planning to plant banana trees in the enchanted region that Jos��Arcadio Buend┴a and his men had crossed in search of the route to the great inventions。 Two other sons of Colonel Aureliano Buend┴a�察�with the cross of ashes on their foreheads�察�arrived�察�drawn by that great volcanic belch�察�and they justified their determination with a phrase that may have explained everybody¨s reasons。
^We came�撮�they said�察 �because everyone is ing。��
Remedios the Beauty was the only one who was immune to the banana plague。 She was becalmed in a magnificent adolescence�察�more and more impenetrable to formality�察�more and more indiffer