《英语天堂》

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英语天堂- 第35部分


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friends; ye know。 I never said nothin’; but go ’long; Mas’r George! Why; I shouldn’t sleep a wink for a week; if I had a batch of pies like dem ar。 Why; dey wan’t no ’count ’t all。”
“I suppose Jinny thought they were ever so nice;” said George。
“Thought so!—didn’t she? Thar she was; showing em; as innocent—ye see; it’s jest here; Jinny don’t know。 Lor; the family an’t nothing! She can’t be spected to know! ’Ta’nt no fault o’ hem。 Ah; Mas’r George; you doesn’t know half ’your privileges in yer family and bringin’ up!” Here Aunt Chloe sighed; and rolled up her eyes with emotion。
“I’m sure; Aunt Chloe; I understand I my pie and pudding privileges;” said George。 “Ask Tom Lincon if I don’t crow over him; every time I meet him。”
Aunt Chloe sat back in her chair; and indulged in a hearty guffaw of laughter; at this witticism of young Mas’r’s; laughing till the tears rolled down her black; shining cheeks; and varying the exercise with playfully slapping and poking Mas’r Georgey; and telling him to go way; and that he was a case—that he was fit to kill her; and that he sartin would kill her; one of these days; and; between each of these sanguinary predictions; going off into a laugh; each longer and stronger than the other; till George really began to think that he was a very dangerously witty fellow; and that it became him to be careful how he talked “as funny as he could。”
“And so ye telled Tom; did ye? O; Lor! what young uns will be up ter! Ye crowed over Tom? O; Lor! Mas’r George; if ye wouldn’t make a hornbug laugh!”
“Yes;” said George; “I says to him; ‘Tom; you ought to see some of Aunt Chloe’s pies; they’re the right sort;’ says I。”
“Pity; now; Tom couldn’t;” said Aunt Chloe; on whose benevolent heart the idea of Tom’s benighted condition seemed to make a strong impression。 “Ye oughter just ask him here to dinner; some o’ these times; Mas’r George;” she added; “it would look quite pretty of ye。 Ye know; Mas’r George; ye oughtenter feel ’bove nobody; on ’count yer privileges; ’cause all our privileges is gi’n to us; we ought al’ays to ’member that;” said Aunt Chloe; looking quite serious。
“Well; I mean to ask Tom here; some day next week;” said George; “and you do your prettiest; Aunt Chloe; and we’ll make him stare。 Won’t we make him eat so he won’t get over it for a fortnight?”
“Yes; yes—sartin;” said Aunt Chloe; delighted;
“you’ll see。 Lor! to think of some of our dinners! Yer mind dat ar great chicken pie I made when we guv de dinner to General Knox? I and Missis; we come pretty near quarrelling about dat ar crust。 What does get into ladies sometimes; I don’t know; but; sometimes; when a body has de heaviest kind o’ ’sponsibility on ’em; as ye may say; and is all kinder ‘seris’ and taken up; dey takes dat ar time to be hangin’ round and kinder interferin’! Now; Missis; she wanted me to do dis way; and she wanted me to do dat way; and; finally; I got kinder sarcy; and; says I; ‘Now; Missis; do jist look at dem beautiful white hands o’ yourn with long fingers; and all a sparkling with rings; like my white lilies when de dew ’s on ’em; and look at my great black stumpin hands。 Now; don’t ye think dat de Lord must have meant me to make de pie…crust; and you to stay in de parlor? Dar! I was jist so sarcy; Mas’r George。”
“And what did mother say?” said George。
“Say?—why; she kinder larfed in her eyes—dem great handsome eyes o’ hern; and; says she; ‘Well; Aunt Chloe; I think you are about in the right on ’t;’ says she; and she went off in de parlor。 She oughter cracked me over de head for bein’ so sarcy; but dar’s whar ’t is—I can’t do nothin’ with ladies in de kitchen!”
“Well; you made out well with that dinner;—I remember everybody said so;” said George。
“Didn’t I? And wan’t I behind de dinin’…room door dat bery day? and didn’t I see de General pass his plate three times for some more dat bery pie?—and; says he; ‘You must have an uncommon cook; Mrs。 Shelby。’ Lor! I was fit to split myself。
“And de Gineral; he knows what cookin’ is;” said Aunt Chloe; drawing herself up with an air。 “Bery nice man; de Gineral! He comes of one of de bery fustest families in Old Virginny! He knows what’s what; now; as well as I do—de Gineral。 Ye see; there’s pints in all pies; Mas’r George; but tan’t everybody knows what they is; or as orter be。 But the Gineral; he knows; I knew by his ’marks he made。 Yes; he knows what de pints is!”
By this time; Master George had arrived at that pass to which even a boy can come (under uncommon circumstances; when he really could not eat another morsel); and; therefore; he was at leisure to notice the pile of woolly heads and glistening eyes which were regarding their operations hungrily from the opposite corner。
“Here; you Mose; Pete;” he said; breaking off liberal bits; and throwing it at them; “you want some; don’t you? Come; Aunt Chloe; bake them some cakes。”
And George and Tom moved to a comfortable seat in the chimney…corner; while Aunte Chloe; after baking a goodly pile of cakes; took her baby on her lap; and began alternately filling its mouth and her own; and distributing to Mose and Pete; who seemed rather to prefer eating theirs as they rolled about on the floor under the table; tickling each other; and ocomasionally pulling the baby’s toes。
“O! go long; will ye?” said the mother; giving now and then a kick; in a kind of general way; under the table; when the movement became too obstreperous。 “Can’t ye be decent when white folks comes to see ye? Stop dat ar; now; will ye? Better mind yerselves; or I’ll take ye down a button…hole lower; when Mas’r George is gone!
What meaning was couched under this terrible threat; it is difficult to say; but certain it is that its awful indistinctness seemed to produce very little impression on the young sinners addressed。
“La; now!” said Uncle Tom; “they are so full of tickle all the while; they can’t behave theirselves。”
Here the boys emerged from under the table; and; with hands and faces well plastered with molasses; began a vigorous kissing of the baby。
“Get along wid ye!” said the mother; pushing away their woolly heads。 “Ye’ll all stick together; and never get clar; if ye do dat fashion。 Go long to de spring and wash yerselves!” she said; seconding her exhortations by a slap; which resounded very formidably; but which seemed only to knock out so much more laugh from the young ones; as they tumbled precipitately over each other out of doors; where they fairly screamed with merriment。
“Did ye ever see such aggravating young uns?” said Aunt Chloe; rather complacently; as; producing an old towel; kept for such emergencies; she poured a little water out of the cracked tea…pot on it; and began rubbing off the molasses from the baby’s face and hands; and; having polished her till she shone; she set her down in Tom’s lap; while she busied herself in clearing away supper。 The baby employed the intervals in pulling Tom’s nose; scratching his face; and burying her fat hands in his woolly hair; which last operation seemed to afford her special content。
“Aint she a peart young un?” said Tom; holding her from him to take a full…length view; then; getting up; he set her on his broad shoulder; and began capering and dancing with her; while Mas’r George snapped at her with his pocket…handkerchief; and Mose and Pete; now returned again; roared after her like bears; till Aunt Chloe declared that they “fairly took her head off” with their noise。 As; acomording to her own statement; this surgical operation was a matter of daily ocomurrence in the cabin; the declaration no whit abated the merriment; till every one had roared and tumbled and danced themselves down to a state of composure。
“Well; now; I hopes you’re done;” said Aunt Chloe; who had been busy in pulling out a rude box of a trundle…bed; “and now; you Mose and you Pete; get into thar; for we’s goin’ to have the meetin’。”
“O mother; we don’t wanter。 We wants to sit up to meetin’;—meetin’s is so curis。 We likes ’em。”
“La; Aunt Chloe; shove it under; and let ’em sit up;” said Mas’r George; decisively; giving a push to the rude machine。
Aunt Chloe; having thus saved appearances; seemed highly delighted to push the thing under; saying; as she did so; “Well; mebbe ’t will do ’em some good。”
The house now resolved itself into a committee of the whole; to consider the acomommodations and arrangements for the meeting。
“What we’s to do for cheers; now; I declar I don’t know;” said Aunt Chloe。 As the meeting had been held at Uncle Tom’s weekly; for an indefinite length of time; without any more “cheers;” there seemed some encouragement to hope that a way would be discovered at present。
“Old Uncle Peter sung both de legs out of dat oldest cheer; last week;” suggested Mose。
“You go long! I’ll boun’ you pulled ’em out; some o’ your shines;” said Aunt Chloe。
“Well; it’ll stand; if it only keeps jam up agin de wall!” said Mose。
“Den Uncle Peter mus’n’t sit in it; cause he al’ays hitches when he gets a singing。 He hitched pretty nigh across de room; t’ other night;” said Pete。
“Good Lor! get him in it; then;” said Mose; “and den he’d begin; ‘Come saints—and sinners; hear me tell;’ and den down he’d go;”—and Mose imitated precisely the nasal tones of the old man; tumbling on the floor; to illustrate the supposed catastrophe。
“Come now; be decent; can’t ye?” said Aunt Chloe; “an’t yer shamed?”
Mas’r George; however; joined the offender in the laugh; and declared decidedly that Mose was a “buster。” So the maternal admonition seemed rather to fail of effect。
“Well; ole man;” said Aunt Chloe; “you’ll have to tote in them ar bar’ls。”
“Mother’s bar’ls is like dat ar widder’s; Mas’r George was reading ’bout; in de good book;—dey never fails;” said Mose; aside to Peter。
“I’m sure one on ’em caved in last week;” said Pete; “and let ’em all down in de middle of de singin’; dat ar was failin’; warnt it?”
During this aside between Mose and Pete; two empty casks had been rolled into the cabin; and being secured from rolling; by stones on each side; boards were laid across them; whic

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